One particular four-year-old prayed,
"And forgive
us our trash baskets
as we
forgive those who put trash in our baskets."
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A Sunday
school teacher asked her children as they
were on the
way to church service,
"And why is
it necessary to be quiet in church?"
One
bright little girl replied,
"Because
people are sleeping."
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A mother was
preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
The boys began to argue over who
would get the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity
for a moral lesson
"If Jesus
were sitting here, He would say,
'Let my
brother have the first pancake, I can wait.'
Kevin turned
to his younger brother and said,
" Ryan , you
be Jesus !"
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A father was at the
beach with his children
when the
four-year-old son ran up to him,
grabbed his
hand, and led him to the shore
where a
seagull lay dead in the sand.
"Daddy, what
happened to him?" the son asked.
"He died and
went to Heaven," the Dad replied.
The boy
thought a moment and then said,
"Did God
throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to
dinner.
At the
table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said,
"Would you like to say the
blessing?"
"I wouldn't
know what to say," the girl replied.
"Just say what you hear Mommy say,"
the wife answered.
The
daughter bowed her head and said,
"Lord, why
on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"
