Subject: Dog Logic
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Dog
Logic
The reason a dog has so many friends is that
he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
-Anonymous
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a
puppy licking your face.
-Ben Williams
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves
you more than he loves himself.
-Josh Billings
The average dog is a nicer than the average
person.
-Andy Rooney
Dogs love their friends and bite their
enemies.
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes
like never washed a dog.
-Franklin P. Jones
If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough
exercise.
-Unknown
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up
to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money.
-Joe
Weinstein
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs
should relax and get used to the idea.
-Robert A. Heinlein
If you pick up a starving dog
and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference
between a dog and a man.
-Mark Twain
If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog
biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them.
-Phil
Pastoret
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives
whole.
-Roger Caras
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